When you're out with your friends and you see a really obese girl/woman nearby, instead of saying to your friends “look at the size of that fat ass over there” which isn’t exactly subtle, you say “Two Weeks” and look in the direction of the target fat ass.
If they’re much larger than your average ‘two weeker’ you start with “two weeks” and then someone else might say “four weeks” and this repeats until you get to a period of time you all agree on.
“Two weeks” comes from the film ‘Total Recall’ In the film Douglas Quaid played by Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to Mars inside a robot fat woman suit. Arriving on Mars the robot woman’s head malfunctions and starts repeating the phrase “Two Weeks” before exploding.
If they’re much larger than your average ‘two weeker’ you start with “two weeks” and then someone else might say “four weeks” and this repeats until you get to a period of time you all agree on.
“Two weeks” comes from the film ‘Total Recall’ In the film Douglas Quaid played by Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to Mars inside a robot fat woman suit. Arriving on Mars the robot woman’s head malfunctions and starts repeating the phrase “Two Weeks” before exploding.
by Mr Hauser December 12, 2008
Get the two weeksmug. Sally said "Oh my god, you gave me my first two of spades, I've always wanted to get a card tattoo!".
by Mr. Hester May 17, 2007
Get the two of spadesmug. An insult, basically a polite way of calling a person a cunt. Referred to in The Libertines song "What a Waster".
To give it a continental feel can be translated in German to 'Zwei Mark'.
To give it a continental feel can be translated in German to 'Zwei Mark'.
by butterflyunderaglass January 8, 2006
Get the Two Bobmug. A woman who looks hot as fuck from behind, but when you see the front she's ugly as fuck.
Kinda like a butter face but you can say this in front of the person.
Kinda like a butter face but you can say this in front of the person.
by ChiekKief May 27, 2014
Get the two sidermug. The act of two individuals having hard core sex, no matter the position usually being extremely pleasurable.
Damn bro, me and Scralett played Two Player last night on top of the roof and I had her ass shaking fr
by KNG RCK July 31, 2019
Get the Two Playermug. When someone acts a certain way with you like in front of their friends but a different way with you and them alone. Two faced: Acting one way with people and acting a totally different way with other friends or people. You're two-faced if you swear at school and act all badass but then at home, you are sweet and don't swear at all. LOL
Me: Ryan is so two-faced.
My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.
Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.
My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.
"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"
My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.
Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.
My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.
"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"
by Tea's ready bitch June 15, 2019
Get the Two facedmug. 1. A girl that rates low on A scale of one to ten, but is fuckable
2. a synonym for "not cool"
3. short for "that's what she said"/ "thats what he said"
2. a synonym for "not cool"
3. short for "that's what she said"/ "thats what he said"
1. "she may only be a 2 but im desperate" "two-zone :-("
2. "someone stole my pot.... two zone"
3. "i cant get it in!" "two-zone!"
2. "someone stole my pot.... two zone"
3. "i cant get it in!" "two-zone!"
by project noir July 6, 2011
Get the Two-zonemug.