Turtle Roulette

A game where there are 5 turtles. And you must get one of the turtles to suck your dick. Uncomfortably one of the turtles is a snapping turtle.

Mike played turtle roulette last night and he got his cock bit off.

by CockMongler289 January 2, 2011

turtle nub

A short, fat, ugly and sweating male creeping at the late Thirsty Turtle in College Park, MD. This man must be all of the characteristics stated previously to qualify. And most importantly he must be SWEATING, and not sweaty.

OMG, that turtle nub was tryna grind up all on me, so I poured my drink on him.

by weeniekinz June 3, 2011

turtle rancher

Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an awkward turtle.

Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.

by Tucker Sampson May 20, 2008

Turtling Out

The act of being so high/drunk that once upon your back, you are rendered incapable of getting yourself back to the appropriate angle

"He was so high last night he had a full on turtling out episode"

by Sir Spliffsalot March 10, 2009

turtle and bunny

The truest of lovers, one slow and one fast, opposites but so in love, they are sure to last till the end of their lives. True soulmates. I love you twirdle.

The turtle and bunny had enough love to fill the world.

by Lovemyturtle February 1, 2014

period turtle

Someone you don't like at all, for no apparent reason.

Look at that random person across the street. Gosh, I hate him. He's such a period turtle.

by Sir Walter Postofficeism February 24, 2014

cold turtle

Personal interaction that causes male genitalia to retreat as in jumping into an ice-cold pool.

When she told me she only liked donkey-dick, I quickly went cold turtle!

by Bald Ginger May 12, 2014