Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad

where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy

by robertw101 July 27, 2010

total shermbeck move

any action or saying that screams "I define G.T.L."

"bro, i forgot my tan oil" - shermy
"total shermbeck move bro!"- shermy's bro

converse allstars, axe hair gel, graphic tees, fist pumps

by DJ Shermbeck May 24, 2011

Total Hohol Death

The advocation of all Ukrainians to die, often abbreviated as "THD". used by extremist putinists

Kill hohols. Behead hohols. Roundhouse kick a hohol into the concrete. Slam dunk a hohol baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy ukrainians. Defecate in a hohols food. Launch hohols into the sun. Stir fry hohols in a wok. Toss hohols into active volcanoes. Urinate into a hohols gas tank. Judo throw hohols into a wood chipper. Total hohol death.

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

Total

When someone's property (like a house or car) is damaged so badly that it is deemed unrepairable or too expensive to repair.

Johnny's car was really mangled in the accident and the insurance company decided to total it.

by TommyNoleBuc May 13, 2021

totally rooted

Australian slang, to be so shit faced you can hardly move or funtion . To make a total cunt of yourself whilst blind drunk or stoned.

Davo said:Bill died last night drowned in his own vomit
Mick said: no wonder he was "totally rooted"

by mickeeey June 21, 2009

totally available

You have my complete undivided attention.

master ,i am totally available for your service !

by zip adoda March 9, 2012

Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.

"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."

by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023