dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.

Kyle you dumbass, don't be a dysfunctional toaster oven.

by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023

Toasters

Another way of describing someone who is a tosser, dickehead, loser etc

Person one: “look at those losers over there.”
Person two: “What a bunch of bloody toasters!”

by Chellebaby109dafox June 3, 2018

Toaster

the girl can look good on the outside but have a hot personality

That girl is a toaster bruv

by Carling jones June 7, 2018

toaster

a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)

don't touch my szechuan sauce you toaster !

by deskglobe April 6, 2022

toaster grilled cheese

When Ella's Pans are all dirty so she sticks a cheese sandwich in a toaster, getting melted cheese all over the place. She then sets off the smoke alarm because she burnt the toast.

"FUCK MY TOASTER GRILLED CHEESE"

by Candle Porn June 26, 2017

Toaster

I have a rather large wager with guy down pub. Over several large sherbets I bet I him that I can have a new term enter the general lexicon. Thus I offer you…
Toaster.

As an alternative description for a popular electric motor car. Not only do they make you feel like you are driving a kitchen appliance, but you ARE gonna end up as toast, burnt toast

I say, old chap , I see you’ve traded in the Rangie for a Toaster. You got your asbestos pants on, old chap?

by Roddel January 18, 2024

frickin' toasters

slang for the toxic Destiny 2 fusion rifle known as Jotunn, or quite simply "The Toaster".

RAHH! NOT THOSE FRICKIN' TOASTERS AGAIN!
Boys, we're playing against a team using only frickin' toasters...
BUST OUT THE FRICKIN' TOASTERS, TEAM!

by UniversalRemoteRules02 November 24, 2021