Taint Knocking

Verb: When one grabs a person's testicles firm in their hand and knocks them against the person's own taint, as if knocking on the door with a traditional door knocker.

Tyler: "Bro, they tried this new thing called "taint knocking" on me last night."
Brett: "Yeah? How was it?
Tyler: "Not great......"

by Clit Mckinnon May 19, 2021

Christmas Taint

The calendar days between December 21rst and January 1rst.

"Yeah, I'm not taking a lot of time off this year, just the Christmas Taint."

by Bearringsd December 26, 2018

Taint eater

Someone who is a jackass or aggravating all the time

Your a taint eater

by Jacob is daddy June 6, 2018

taint cringe

The feeling one gets when looking at someone else's wound that gives a cringing sensation in the taint.

Oh my god! Seeing your wicked scar gave me taint cringe!

by Dano January 11, 2017

taint tackler

A person who is more than enthusiastic about licking taint

I thought johny wasn't a team player, but he was the best taint tackler on the team

by butteater66669420 March 29, 2015

Taint Sock

An insult on a person's character referring to the sweat-soaked crotch padding found in men's bicycle shorts. Also reference Man Pad

Dude, you haven't showered for weeks, go rinse out your Taint Sock in the tub, ass.

by Pun87 June 23, 2010

tainted orange

A game played by guys where they keep and orange in their dirty laundry for several months then sees who can successfully offer it to a girl

I got Sam to eat a tainted orange

by Get reked February 1, 2018