A single, perhaps divorced woman or man that may have more than one children; whose sole objective is to confine an individual who is either financially successful or contains a suitable career.
“Bro, what’s a valley trapper?”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”
“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”
“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”
by gdrew94 December 26, 2018
Get the Valley Trappermug. A small town in northern Virginia with full of white trash and wild rednecks, everyone owns a gun and voted for Donald trump.
by Asain Peggy June 29, 2017
Get the Fort Valleymug. The space from the start of the butt crack to the butt hole. It is a target among gays to ejaculate their load
by im me 10324 March 17, 2011
Get the Smith Valleymug. When you take a mean shit and you don't wipe your ass very well and your asshole burns until you take a shower. Your butthole is as hot as Death Valley.
by kris Stojo July 4, 2016
Get the Shit Valleymug. Connor's mom LaCherity offered me her body, but I was like "Hell no, I ain't taking no plastic sillicone valley bitch!"
by Utahhomeslice April 16, 2017
Get the Sillicone Valleymug. by vostrofire July 10, 2012
Get the Frosty Valleymug. A super small town in the Bay Area. Where everyone knows everyone. There’s barely any thing to do there, we have one movie theater that only plays one movie. If anyone asks where’s Castro Valley we say it’s near Oakland and San Leandro. The people there are mostly druggies, and people who think their hard. Most people are petty, but some are friendly. It’s one of those towns you pass through and that’s about it.
by Earthangel222 October 9, 2019
Get the Castro Valleymug.