A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2021
by Emily Sutton August 3, 2016
the act of doing stupidity where ones actions represent that of a psychopath in wich results In near death or pain.
He committed fork In toaster
by fork in toaster May 27, 2021
by DaddyNeedaJUICE August 29, 2018
Person 1: I heard Vinny fucked Hayden and came all over her pussy
Person 2: Did he toaster strudel her?
Person 1: Yeah! He ate all of it off of her
Person 2: Did he toaster strudel her?
Person 1: Yeah! He ate all of it off of her
by Slim veezus February 9, 2016
by gaviCn May 28, 2018
When a male bursts a girl's hyman and then proceeds to ejaculate on the surface of the vagina in a zig zag pattern resembling a Toaster Strudel pastry.
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by Superphunthyme69 February 9, 2016