A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.
Stanley: May the force be with you
Stanley: May the force be with you
by bestofud October 1, 2012
Get the Taint Swordmug. A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.
by Garth Longmore April 26, 2015
Get the Taint Rippermug. Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.
by The Conjurer July 1, 2019
Get the Taint Lashingmug. 1. The accumulation of sweat, dead skin, pubic hair, feces and urine that collects in the area between the genitalia and the anus.
2. A disgusting person.
3. A person that behaves in slimy and questionable ways.
2. A disgusting person.
3. A person that behaves in slimy and questionable ways.
by gxory October 24, 2016
Get the taint scummug. Christmas and New Years are great, but don't forget how awesome the entire work Holiday Taint is in between.
by ABG123 April 22, 2018
Get the Holiday Taintmug. by stuarthub December 16, 2011
Get the Taint weldmug. by Janis tanter September 14, 2018
Get the Taint Cleanermug.