sheet caked

Enjoying being baked as a cake while in the comfort of your bed.

That joint had me straight sheet caked last night I had to wake and bake the next morning.

by Bomberbiff March 8, 2020

balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.

"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

sheet leopard

a leopard who fucks women in the sheets

Person 1 "Hey did you hear about that leopard that escaped the zoo?"
Person 2 "Yeah I hear it was a sheet leopard."

by ass_eater9000 March 30, 2021

mac and sheet

When one person puts max and cheese in another person’s butthole, and then eats it out.

I heard Nick mac and sheeted Jess last night.

by DeanRylie June 29, 2020

fanning the sheets

Have intercourse, in bed, with your partner.

John and I had fun fanning the sheets last night.

by Harnbs December 26, 2024

bounce sheet

Bounce sheets are the blankets and bedcovers and anything else when you have sex on top of a bed/couch/whatever.

yo i got jizz all over the bounce sheet you're gonna have to throw that out.

by yokaiimawilddog January 19, 2009