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Fresh Panic

When one is stunned by something so much, that they get themselves into a panic. However a fresh panic is different in the fact that it involves vegetables in some way.
Terry: oh Pete mate, you’ve got an artichoke hanging out your pocket!

Pete proceeds to get into a fresh panic

Pete: An artichoke? Where?!
by El Georgio December 13, 2018
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Gay panic

A gay person panicing about something small. (In a funny way)
"Their child had a cold, so they started to gay panic."

"The gay boy had a crush on a cute boy, when they locked eyes, the gay boy shot into a gay panic."
by Jaxay June 1, 2018
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panic parkour

1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:

Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT

2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.
by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018
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Panic!

Fall Out Boy is a good band but if I had to pick a favorite id choose Panic!
by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018
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Panic! at the Disco

AKA "I'm a 14 year old girl and my parents hate me"
14 year old girl: "I love Panic! at the Disco!"

"Do your parents hate you?"

14 year old girl: "Yes, how did you know?'
by ni:b::b:er August 17, 2018
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april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family
How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom
by Midgeplayes October 1, 2018
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Panic Breeds

A breed that panics a lot. An example of a panic breed would be someone named alex or zach.
The panic breeds like to panic.
by X turtles October 6, 2018
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