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Mars

a really cool person that has a turle
Omg look is Mars the turtle king!
by Luvsapnqp March 31, 2022
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mars

mars is the name of planet mars, obviously. the person whose name is mars has a non-existing mental state, but is loved by everyone.
leonor misses mars so much. they’re the best person ever
by sofss November 20, 2021
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mars

the most sexiest human being ever!! swag 🥶
mars is hot
by mars sheeran December 22, 2020
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Mar

Shy Funny kind sassy her birthday is on may 12

Likes to go out she she like language arts like being with her friends
Hey mar whatcha u doing
by Hfkxyiyditdry October 29, 2019
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Mars Holub

A little bitch who’s the best person in the world and deserves the best ur stupid whore
“Woah is that Mars Holub?”

What a cool bitch
by CopyrightBread December 7, 2021
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Mick Mars

Former lead guitarist and one of the founding members of Mötley Crüe. Lives in Tennessee with his much younger gold-digger wife who is no doubt screwing the pool boy behind his hunched back. Is often regarded as the most well-behaved member of the band by people who don't know the truth, including the time he was arrested for fucking an 18 year old in the mens bathroom when he was in his mid 30's. Was a deadbeat absent father to his 3 kids, a severe alcoholic and opiod addict, has been married three times and has had numerous dysfunctional relationships because he isnt too bright and chooses social climber hoes to copulate with; though its safe to say his copulating days are now over. Hence why its ridiculous to believe his 40 year old ex model wife is with him for anything other than counting down the days to his death to grab his neglected children's rightful inheritance.

Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Who's that old guy with that department store mannequin? Oh that's just Mick Mars and his plastic "wife".
by BluntForceTrauma99 August 18, 2024
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mars

mars is used to call you fat or its just the planet
hey your as fat a mars
dude mars is so cool
by MARSYPOO December 5, 2022
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