Snail

Fucking worst possible thing to exist

Paulio: I love snails

God: *Smites Paul*

Also God: I didnt mean to make snails.

by PaganDwarf April 07, 2019

Snail

The Snail is the all powerful. Bow to the snail, and may Snail bless you all.

CAS AGAIN?!? GOD DAMN THE SNAIL

by tf is a pseudonym?? January 02, 2025

Snail

Another word for a homeless person, as they carry their home on their back.

Look at that snail over there pissing in Costa coffee’s doorway!

by Thedodgytaxidriver October 10, 2017

Snail

Stupid person

He had the vocabulary of a snail.

by Snailboylover October 17, 2019

snail

Another word used for owning someone, or just being annoying. Must be used as a verb.

*Playing skate 2*

Choruead: Awh sick I got 12,337 points!

Michael: HA! I just got 12,338 points! You just got SNAILED!!!

by xHARMONICOREx January 17, 2011

angry canadian snail

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone

Bill just got the angry Canadian snail

by Billy900 January 09, 2018

Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 08, 2022