Orange Shark

When you originally plan on cooking a seafood dinner, but you end up ordering pizza.

My parents wanted a big dinner, but I ended up pullin an orange shark.

by Zach and Lisa B July 12, 2008

shower-sharking

Shower-sharking: Looking for deviant sex in community showers by mentally ill perverts I.E. the gym or military training facilities.

Ktard was kicked out of the military for shower-sharking and licking the debris off the shower drains.

by Coolguy Canuck March 03, 2016

baby shark

The most annoying song to ever exist, outstripping songs such as the Gummy Bear Song and I'm Blue by miles.

"I hate Debra so much, I wish someone would use nanotechnology to place an implant in her ear canal that plays Baby Shark 24/7"

by Lokear July 13, 2019

chlorine shark

the mythical creature that causes women to fear pool water once a month.

No sally cant go swimming today she is afraid the chlorine sharks will get her.

by bigskilet July 05, 2010

shark attack

it's like getting caught off guard by a bus with teeth

"there was a shark attack at the beach last week"

by oerotoast August 17, 2018

loan shark

The assholes that you go to when your morgage goes under, except with heavier consequences when you front him money.

I just got my knees broken by these guys sent by a loan shark.

by Bennett July 18, 2004

stink-shark

n.
1) A Metro-sexual who couples as a cock-blocker.
2) A spiky haired Brad Pitt wannabe, equipped with a false sense of machismo, who has the ability to ruin the girl-guy ratio at a bar just by his mere presence.

*created by famed journalist Jason Probst

As I turned my back to order a drink, a group of stink-sharks attempted to pull my girlfriend onto the dance floor.

by Thomas Ruzika June 03, 2004