plastic hammers

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................
A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................
by anonymous August 05, 2004
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Plastic Power

"Fake power" as in people who control others through the use of technology such as advertising, and propaganda. Usually politicians use this to control mainstream media to implement false/wrong ideas before they are elected into office. "Real power" does not exist as everyone in todays world does not care enough to give a damn.
First used in Goriilaz' "Rhinestone Eyes" music video
"Companies use plastic power to persuade you to buy their products by making a commercial and making you feel like you need their product"
by Poweroff February 12, 2022
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Plastic Maori

A person of Maori Decent who does not confine to traditional Maori stereotypes and social norms .Eg not liking seafood or boil up
aye bro stop being a plastic maori
by Coolo Jay March 26, 2022
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Substitute plastic

A synthetic synthetic so you're a substitute synthetic so if I call you substitute plastic that means you're less than fake that means you're a substitute fake product valueless always above your pay grade
Man these people are beyond counterfeit they are substitute plastic they are less than fake they are a synthetic synthetic valueless crazy
by Indigo 💙 Blues August 21, 2021
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Plastic Fantastic

Like the term "Wonder 9" but in reference to polymer framed, striker fired pistols.
I prefer a steel framed handgun with a nice trigger like the 1911. Not those plastic fantastics like the Glock and M&P.
by lmao4124 June 15, 2024
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Plastic Fan

Someone who whores their allegiance out to multiple different sports teams from the same sport. While some only support two clubs in the same sport, there are fans out there who produce enough plastic to wipe out the entire turtle population with their outrageous team body count.
I have this friend who isn't even from England but he still follows the premier league. He's such a plastic fan, he goes for Brentford and Chelsea, despite the fact that they are both in West London and will be rivals after Chelsea becomes a small club when their Russian sugar daddy leaves them.
by Kenneth Out April 19, 2022
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Plastic fan

Someone who doesn’t know shit about a sports star or team but just follows their hype but doesn’t know shit about them
Person 1: “Hey look it’s a plastic fan”

Person 2: “How do you know”
Person 1: “He thinks Anthony Joshua would beat Tyson Fury
by bigjimmy68 April 07, 2020
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