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mommy mustard

When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”
Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby

“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly
by Jommbo February 28, 2025
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Mustard Flick

When someone with very yellow semen ejaculates onto your face
Dude I got Mustard Flicked by Daniel the other day...
by DANK YAMS March 23, 2023
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Mustard Dick

When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.
“I want a blue collar man
“naw they definitely have mustard dick”
by Thatboyfr June 18, 2024
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Mustard mouth

After you make mustard you lick the mustard out of their asshole
Man I got mustard mouth last night while I was druck
by 333bam July 23, 2024
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female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in
by anonymous August 10, 2024
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female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in
by anonymous August 10, 2024
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