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mustard gas

Mustard gas is very toxic if you smell this stuff you will die it's made out of C₄H₈Cl₂S.
during the iran war they used mustard gas to damage the enemy.
by War expert November 8, 2022
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Leg Mustard

When you get mustard on your leg
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mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.
"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"
by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017
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mustard sauce

When your fisting a male or female and the start to shit and you keep going
Yo me and jenny had some mustard sauce last night
by Boii2499 June 20, 2016
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Mustard Plug

A small piece of hard (and sometimes crusty) shit that you push about before a big wave of diarrhoea.
That mustard plug was like a dam holding back a reservoir of shit, I just ruined my toilet.
by raunchycabbagebaby April 15, 2015
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Bucking the mustard

Bucking the mustard is basically having diarrhea so bad it's squirting yellow from your rectum like someone's squeezing a bottle of mustard and it farts towards the end. Generally followed by the sound of someone scrubbing the shit splatters off the side of the bowl.
Man, I was up all night bucking the mustard.

Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.

man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay
by rhonin66 March 2, 2021
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Pimp Mustard

A ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with Easy Mac. Furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.
Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.

slut easy mac accountant ryan bruce
by mavt10 June 9, 2011
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