Yo Mama

A brand of outdated jokes that are still told by ignorant fucktards. Anyone found telling these jokes are to be immediately dazed by pepper spray, assfucked by a homeless bum, and fight Chuck Norris to the death.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conductors of 6.0 to bi-tensor com-flex 23 newtons-per-minute and the magnetic flex around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.

by ServiceWithaSmile March 21, 2009

yo mama

Aaron Healy's only comeback

Someone - Aaron, put that cock down and grab the butt plugs.
Aaron - Yo Mama!!!

by poontang March 17, 2004

On my mama

That means someone finna do something but the person is not playing so the person can say on my mama I finna go fuck that bitch on my mama .

On my mama I finna go fuck yo bitch 💯

by OPVMB August 24, 2018

yo mama

yo mama's drawers so funky they can play bass for P-Funk

by Nate June 10, 2003

baby mama

The mother of your child.

Guy1: Hey, whatcha up too?
Guy2: Wit my baby mama.

by jeanine poopy May 22, 2009

yo mama

A famous cellist

Shut up! Yo Mama's playing Eine Kleine Nacht Musik.

by Music Fan February 10, 2004

Joo mama

"Joo mama", slang for "Your mama." A bit more of an insult when used as an insult.

Bob: Whose the fat lady?
Jack: Joo mama!

by Death January 7, 2004