check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks

by Hook Checker November 23, 2016

Hooked the shits

To get explosive diarrhea.

I was just heading out the door when I hooked the shits.

by Colin_White69 January 05, 2021

Dick Hooked

After having sexual intercourse with your significant or fuck buddy. It was so “amazing” that you start crying over it/him.

Alex had sex with Jacob and now he’s dick hooked.

by kulatto February 11, 2020

Beer Hook

In Music , describing the type of chorus you need in a song composition. Referring to 70-80's beer commercial jingles. Example: Budweiser's King of the beers jingle, "When you say Bud , you got it all! When you say Bud you got it all."

I think this songs great but, it really needs a "beer hook" .

by Reecifer April 27, 2022

sheaperds hook

A bent penis

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.

by Fats Wilson September 18, 2013

Meat-hook

A male penis that is curved and large in size.

Meat-hook, one who possesses a large penis. She's excited about receiving, the meat-hook

by Jibs007 September 01, 2017

Hooked up

Vaguely used term to desricbe sexual contact between two or more people. Maybe we had sex. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck your self.

"I 'hooked up' with your sister"

by Nick m November 09, 2017