Goat Chode

1. A person who acts foolishly
2. A person who is extremely annoying
3. Used to describe an event that is very unfavorable

1. "James is acting like a Goat Chode."
2. "I hate goat chodes like that guy."
3. "This sucks goat chode, I have to sit through a two hour ethics improvement meeting."

by Themailman May 7, 2005

Throw The Goat

To throw the goat, you need to extend your index finger and your pinkey, while curling your middle and ring fingers down until they touch your palm. Your thumb is then placed over those two fingers as a guard to prevent them from flying out of position and perhaps causing injury.

On WWdN (wilwheaton.net), Wil, recanting a conversation with Brent Spiner, says: "I smiled as I watched him go, but, in my mind, I was throwing the goat.

by Tom McKearney March 29, 2004

Goat throat

The title given to Aaliyah Hadid for her blow job skills!

My girl got that goat throat!

Friend: really, you lucky motherfucker...

by Dirk Malloy September 4, 2019

goat acronym

Greatest

Of

All

Time

I am the goat When it comes to rap.
I am the goat acronymwhen it comes to rap.

by Morgan_jones June 4, 2016

goat shit

When something is exceptionally great.

Note: I give you all permission to use this fabulous phrase that I have been saying for many years! Enjoy the new word you bumbacluts!

That right there be the goat shit!

Also ref. to as goat shee

by IJ April 21, 2006

smelly goat

basically a huge cocksucker. they also smell like a goats ass. they have no friends and love to annoy people. they are also a huge pile of douche.

john- chris is such a douche. he has no friends.
josh- ya he is such a cocksucking smelly goat.
john- ya that assclown needs to take a shower.

by cdick May 6, 2008

Choking the Goat

To masturbate, to beat the meat, to jack off.

Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?

Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.

by NaderI May 5, 2011