crusty cum basket

the british slang term for a crusty the clown rubbish bin

honey i just filled up my crusty cum basket
im about to go make some tea

by anonyumous 36 November 30, 2022

Chuckwalla Basket Toss

When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.

I gave my wife the good ol' Chuckwalla Basket Toss last night.

by Meatball78 September 1, 2014

Sicilian Easter Basket

A form of fellatio where the scrotum and entire shaft of the penis are simultaneously suckled upon.

Have you seen that Fran Drescher? I bet she gives a mean Sicilian Easter Basket.

by SicilianEasterBunny November 3, 2021

Rusty Easter Basket

When you cup a man’s balls but also slide your middle finger in his rectum

Yo, Janny gave my boy a rusty Easter basket for his birthday

by ChuckDeezy1344 February 11, 2022

White-knuckling the basket

The disregarded worry stemming from sleeping with a promiscuous woman who hasn't been tested.

I knew she'd been with a lot of men, but I couldn't resist. I was white-knuckling the basket through the entire session.

by Izzitjustme September 22, 2016

Banana nigga basket

When a nigga gets tired of beating his meat so he gets the oldest banana from the basket and eats it to regain his strength.

Person 1: ayo I did a banana nigga basket yesterday.

Person 2: same bro I was mad hungry.

by That banana April 15, 2019

Bum Basket 3000

A restructured shopping cart designed to suite the needs of the homeless.
It ismade from completely recycled materials..
Featuring extra tall plastic basket walls (to hold more items and provide shelter when flipped), Bum Basket 3000 also includes a fold out basket shelf, switchable drainage, and large plastic wheels to minimize ally noise. Bum Basket 3000's solid basket walls feature advertisements which subsidise the sevrice.

"Wow, look at the hansome bum! He really suits that Bum Basket 3000."

by Bill Hardman April 26, 2008