my anus

n. 1. not your anus!
2. A small (or big) opening on the bottom (or top if I'm some sort of alien) of my ass.

Taking a trip to my anus is more dangerous than climbing Mt Everest.

by Cameron May 30, 2004

anus fish

a common cut down in El Paso

Shut the hell up anus fish.

by COCKBLOCK September 28, 2003

anus punch

a punch straight to the big round floppy anus of caroline.

that caroline looks like she needs an anus punch!

by caroline avila August 21, 2011

volcanus anus

The overly large extended butthole right before you shit which resembles a volcano

Holy shit dude your dog has wicked volcanus anus!

by Urban Thinker March 14, 2015

Anus grating

The act of having rough anal sex while wearing a sand paper condom

Jill, why are you walking funny?

Last night my boyfriend got experimental and went anus grating.

by Ditty2u February 23, 2021

Missle anus

Explosive, fire diarrhea

I had a missle anus last night bro.

by BillyBob Jim Thorton Caruthers May 6, 2018

sheep anus

Someone with a hairy asshole.

Man, did your see that dude? When his pants came down you see so much hair on his was, it was a damn sheep anus!

by allahu Ackbar March 24, 2017