May 5th

Kiss your best friend day

On may 5th Kiss your best fiend and see if they like it

by Wlthiii May 4, 2022

November 5th

National wife ur friend or ur crush day

Sky: Omg it’s November 5th that means do I want to wife Naomi or my crush.

by Fake fake fiz page November 5, 2019

April 5th

National poopoo day

hey can I rub poopoo on your face
No!
but its April 5th
fine

by pizza crumbs April 24, 2021

5th World

Most undeveloped country

5th world Is something I am gald not to be in

by 459395 March 28, 2023

May 5th

National send Austin a tittie pic

Boy: hey it’s May 5th
Girl: and what?
Boy: you didn’t know? It’s national send Austin a tittie pic day

Girl: oh alright lemme take one rq

by ClassyAssPup May 5, 2025

January 5th

they are as gay as people born on September 6th

did you hear that he's born on January 5th,he must be really gay

by Random person.com July 12, 2022

5th Jebendia

One of the most badass servers around, led by the ultimate fucking chad, his name is... Arminius

5th Jebendia just fucking nuked my god damn server

5th Jebendia: bahahahaha fuck you

by Johann Friedrich von Pissbach February 24, 2024