January 5th

Flirt with your friends

On January 5th tell all your friends "Wassup bae" In a flirty way

by Yourfavoritenigg3r January 3, 2022

January 5th

On January 5th You can smack the mess out of ur best friends/friend/partner/sis or bother

On January 5th I’m going to smack the mess of my besties

by Idk know January 4, 2022

january 5th

january 5th is national boobs day. share your boobs with someone ;)

someone: its january 5th yk what that means ;) *sends pics of their boobs*

by vyz. January 4, 2022

5th of January

in the 5th of January, a person that goes by the name Battle The Sletter (aka BattleSleeter, Battle but IRL) will be executed on stage at a show for promoting (-5 celsius air conditioner) on furries

presenter : ARE YOU READY
Battle : yes i am
presenter : OKAY TURN IT ON
Battle : *pain and agony scream*
The (5th of January) Incident.

by sensitized#6069 January 5, 2022

5th Grade

When you think everyone in your class is too cool for you and people become brainwashed by puberty. The girls wear only trendy stuff and the boys only talk about video game stuff and memes.

Relative: How was 5th grade last year?
kid: ugh :(

by 12345urbandictionarydefiner January 7, 2022

february 5th

National Zhion day!! Wish her happy birthday.

"Hey do you know what day is February 5th?" "Hell yea its national Zhion day lets go wish ehr happy birthday!!"

by Ztnd January 8, 2022

April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022