June 5th

A day where generous and kind people are born. ITS ALSO MIA’S BIRTHDAY‼️

Someone: “Oh, it’s just a regular June 5th”
Me: NO ITS MIAS BIRTHDAY

by anonymous May 13, 2022

April 5th

April 5th is national beat the fuck out of Trike v2 day

did you know april 5th is national beat the fuck out of trike v2 day

by Coral69420 March 26, 2021

5th of november

The 5th of november is national cucumber pet day. On the 5th of november, you have to give your pet a cucumber (a whole one) or your pet will summon the devil

«DUDE! My pet legit summoned the devil just now!»
«Did you give them a cucumber?»
«Why would i do that?»
«Because it is the 5th of november of course!! No wonder»

by Imgonnagetyouin2seconds November 3, 2019

December 5th

December 5th is National B Appreciation Day all across the United States. Everyone must stop what they are doing and celebrate for the most important day of the year!

Today is December 5th!!! That means it’s National B Appreciation Day!

by Jkkjhdow990 December 5, 2021

june 5th 1966

The only time it was yet again legal to own slaves in Illinois

Yo Marc it's june 5th 1966
And?
Hurry up and get the slaves

by Slave trader June 17, 2022

December 5th

Give Kiana your hoodie day

Hey it's December 5th, give Kiana your hoodie day!

by kianasman December 3, 2021

5th grade

as long as your the fastest, you will be treated like a deity in this grade, enjoy it while it lasts

5th grade is the last time anyone, ever. has enjoyed life

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021