Don was the class clown. Don stuck pencils up his nose, and made the class laugh, however, Don tripped on his loose shoe laces and impacted the pencils into his head and had to go to the nurse. What an ard-tard!
by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 08, 2006
My friend is smart when it comes to many things, but retarded when it comes to others...so she is my smart-tard friend.
by Brandalyn October 23, 2007
by Arne Sunassem August 18, 2007
GUI-tard
(Noun). One who lacks, or appears to lack, the requisite cognitive development to navigate through or operate computer programs or interfaces
(adj) GUI-tarded
(Noun). One who lacks, or appears to lack, the requisite cognitive development to navigate through or operate computer programs or interfaces
(adj) GUI-tarded
Derek:
Hey Mike, I can't seem to find the button that let's me change the font.
Mike:
Boy Derek, you certainly must be GUI-TARDED
Hey Mike, I can't seem to find the button that let's me change the font.
Mike:
Boy Derek, you certainly must be GUI-TARDED
by flylinez August 05, 2004
One who has (or more likely has NOT) attended Texas Tech University. Used interchangably with "tceh tard".
by AC from Texags September 06, 2006
N. A proactively stupid individual. One who seeks embarassing situations and is strangely proud of the results.
also anyone in a motorized wheelchair, though the public use of this definition would label the user a Go-Tard as well.
also anyone in a motorized wheelchair, though the public use of this definition would label the user a Go-Tard as well.
by Russell Paika February 13, 2004
someone that thinks they are being funny when really they are not, it helps if they think they are a funny gangster type but really are just some lame ass suburban nerd like the guy that sent in the definition for g rated pregnancy.
Have you read the definition for g rated pregnancy on urban dictionary.com its g tarded and so is guy that sent that in!
by upincanada November 15, 2006