tall bed

Expensive prostitute that hangs out in nice hotels
Person 1: Hey that girl over there is really pretty.

Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl
by twinzzlove2 April 23, 2014
mugGet the tall bedmug.
October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!
by anonymous October 12, 2022
mugGet the National bite tall people's ankles daymug.

Tall tube of lube

Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.
Oooo. Check out that tall tube of lubemaking me all horny and wet.
by NTD is me February 13, 2021
mugGet the Tall tube of lubemug.

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