Taint Sword

A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.

Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.

Stanley: May the force be with you

by bestofud October 1, 2012

Crimson Taint

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.

Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016

Taint Tingle

A taint tingle is when you look at a picture of something or see something so painful it makes your taint (area between your balls or pussy and your asshole) tense up for a few seconds.

Leroy: looks like Jethro got a fishing hook caught up in his big old fat man tits! Here's a picture!

Billy Bob: lemme see!

Leroy: shows Billy Bob the picture...

Billy Bob: Holy Shit, that makes my stomach hurt and my taint tingle!

by mooseneck October 5, 2016

Taint Reader

Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.

So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?

Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!

Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!

by ExoticTransporter August 25, 2014

taint pimple

A stellar name for a band created by your step mom pamela.

Mom-Okay taint pimples! Play goof

by Lil.zubes August 20, 2019

tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in

i gave carla a tainted tampon last night

by helter skeltor September 9, 2014

Taint eater

Someone who is a jackass or aggravating all the time

Your a taint eater

by Jacob is daddy June 6, 2018