A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!
Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!
by emmagigio March 13, 2024
Get the Zen Toastermug. 
by Donut_mro July 12, 2015
Get the shit toastermug. The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this
1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
by DehKukadoolKiide March 20, 2018
Get the Ur Aunt issa Toastermug. Saying that you would go out of your way to do something for someone. If someone is struggling or you care deeply about someone, this is what to say.
P1: Hey...my mother hasnt been doing so well
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.
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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.
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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.
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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.
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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.
by imapizzatrash May 21, 2018
Get the Reaching over the toastermug. Hey look here I found an old picture from 1994 with those toasters trains running the Metroliner service, good old days 🥲
by EMD F59PHI August 30, 2024
Get the Toastersmug.