stantanning

a solo or communal activity whereby a hardcore sunbather forgoes the comfort of a sunlounger or towel and stands in a zombie like trance to achieve the best possible tan. usually with legs apart, hands on hips or reading a book. to achieve the stantanning status 8 hours or more is required.

christ have you seen that guy over there?
yeah he is stantanning.
how long has he been like that?
about 9 hours now

by repsol uurrrrgggghhhh October 5, 2011

Satan Sneeze

An extremely putrid fart. A pass of gas that could be confused as a sneeze from the devil himself.

{while driving in a car with the windows rolled up}

Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.

{Windows get rolled down quickly}

by beardedbandit May 12, 2013

Satan Goat

A goat that looks like Satan
it's scary as fuck, but cute
Who wouldn't want a fucking satan goat?

"Gurlll look at that Satan goat"
" I want a Satan Goat"

by Welcome ToWonderland May 3, 2015

satan black

As dark as Satan

The person had hair like Satan black

by Phantom Sis May 12, 2015

Satan

Another word for " Lucifer".

Haley thought Satan isn't Lucifer. Lucifer is another word for Satan. It's the same thing!

by Minialba03 October 6, 2016

satans piss water

Some fucked up shit, usually a dark color

A: What are you drinking?
B: satans piss water

by Hitlers grandmother May 27, 2016

Satan's Peanut Butter

Shit. Poop. Feaces.

Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.

by Jez86 November 2, 2016