norwegian speed bump

you take a 'fartsdump' on a girls chest

Bro, I just gave that girl a Norwegian Speed Bump in the guest bedroom.

by J-Rock and the Rock Pile January 5, 2014

internet speech

see also text talk.

A form of speech popularized by teens and young adults who spend too much time on the internet. This is similar to text talk, however shortened phrases and words commonly used on forums, email, and social media are being said out loud in regular speech. Most commonly referred as an online form of speech, where it only happens in text form when on the internet, but that's not always the case.

I spoke in internet speech to my friends, and they could barely understand me.

by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014

high speed facials

When driving on the highway and someone opens the window and drops a load in the wind resulting with someone getting a facial behind.

high speed facials- Haha man did you see that high speed facial on the highway last night it was extreme.

by Rbomb04 August 31, 2014

Light Speed

The minigame in rubik's revolution in which you must press the correct light in time

R.R.: Light Speed.
Player: Ok, here we go.

by A M80N8R May 27, 2016

super speed

going really REALLY RRRREEEAAAALLLLYYY FAST

"I am the flash!"
"so?"
"I have this cool costume!"
"so???"
"I can run super fast."
*vroommmmm* super speed!

by moomooimafrog (Eitan) March 12, 2019

Sonic Forces Speed Battle

A game made by incompetent game developers.

Dan: I wanna try out Sonic Forces Speed Battle!
Me: Dude, no. That game sucks. Play anything else.

by Blueboltron May 15, 2019

High Capacity Assault Speech

A Neo-Orwellian Democrat phrase, intentionally created with a wide-sweeping and ambiguous scope, used to define what was once formerly known as "telling the truth", or the dangerous use of using maths and statistics to prove someone else wrong.

"I tried to tell Brenda that gun deaths are an epidemic within America, to which she responded with High Capacity Assault Speech, explaining that gun deaths aren't even in the top ten causes of death in the United States. And there are, in fact, more deaths caused by hands, feet, knives, and blunt instruments by a magnitude of about eighty. I have reported her to the thought police so that she may be dealt with swiftly, and that our Holy Narrative may be protected."

by Krythic May 15, 2021