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by  September 21, 2022
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Speaking Japanese

To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.
"I drank so much, that I started to speaking Japanese in the alley way."
by Mattchoo79 September 23, 2021
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National Bonnie speaks facts day

national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.
“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”
by petitebunni January 1, 2023
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No show no speak

A quote meaning: “If you don’t want people to talk about something, then don’t show it off. Or in more technical terms, don’t have it easily visible at all.”

The quote teaches the lesson that unfortunately most people use visible first impressions to determine a person’s entire character. So only show off things you know will either go down well, or at the very least you can back up when criticism is thrown your way.
Person A: “Dude I keep getting picked on for apparently being a furry cause I have Sonic The Hedgehog as my profile picture

Person B: “Well, sorry bro, but unfortunately No show no speak, that’s just the way it is.”
by Teamorson July 20, 2025
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Speaking my alley

by Yohoo117 December 14, 2022
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National Speak With Images Day

April 27th is national speak with imaged day where you spend all day speaking with images
Person A: *Sends Image*
Person B: why are you sending pictures?
Person A: *sends screenshot of "National Speak with Images Day"*
by crusaderofthotpockets April 27, 2021
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puppy speak

The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend
I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!
by joecoolthefool July 7, 2016
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