Simen

"Simen" is the name of an extremely ugly man that lives in the Scandinavian Area, mostly in Norway. He is between 16-18 years old, but acts like a old man. He talks like an old man, behaves like an old man, and simply lives like and old man. Therefore he is bullied by his friends.

Man you're so old, stop acting like Simen.

by Prellgutten June 30, 2019

semen

boybutter

Tony squirted boybutter on Kelly's immense, white, pasty, whalelike tummy!

by KB October 8, 2003

Sement

Jizz so thick that it can be used like glue

My jizz was like sement in my girlfriend's mouth, she couldn't open it for 4 days.

by Dr. Pussykiller69 February 17, 2014

Semenlin

A hormone release from a man’s penis that induces a large amount of weight lost. Often prescribed as a weight lost drug from many healthcare professionals.

I can’t wait for my boyfriend to give me my daily dose of semenlin so I can lose another 15 lbs.

by Semenology February 14, 2018

semen cake

A mixture of fried semen and pubes floating in anal juices. Often made to look like the spanish dish flan to trick first time users into addiction.

EW! No one wants your semen cakes, they taste like shit.

by Jugo's Soldiers November 6, 2008

Semensucker

1. A deragatory term referring to a woman, usually a prostitute.

2. A deragatory term referring to a homosexual male.

1. I went crusing down the avenue looking for a semensucker to swallow my shlang.

2. I'm gay, but he's an uber semensucker. I'm not that gay, Im like a 7...

by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

Semen Demon

(noun)-the same as a bukkake except that there's one guy in the middle, with all the girls racing to cum on him

Mom: Hey son, you're staying safe right?
Son: Yeah mom, you can't get preggers from a little Semen Demon!

by it'stimetofuckinglearn April 26, 2017