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Simon

Simon is such a weird creep
by anonymous July 13, 2023
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Simon

Cute guy that takes the biggest fists up his bubble but
- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
by ButtmanSimon November 22, 2021
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simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!
by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021
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Simon

The best person ever honestly just so great and amazing there truly aren’t many words to describe them they are the most sweet or kind person you’ll ever meet and you should count yourself so lucky to be friends with one their so fun to be around and could talk to one for hours just so great
Simon is so fun we talk all the time if I could I’d spend every minute of every day with them!
by Ambe_r November 1, 2022
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Simon Berry

Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.
Simon Berry is pretty cool.
Soccer is Simon Berry’s middle name.
by 74)45286482&!;! June 13, 2020
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simon

has a small dick and twerks really fast
simon is a dick
by simonthedick84 February 27, 2020
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Simon

The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
Wow i really love Simon he is my whole world
by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023
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