- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
by ButtmanSimon November 22, 2021
Get the Simonmug. Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021
Get the simon the seahorsemug. The best person ever honestly just so great and amazing there truly aren’t many words to describe them they are the most sweet or kind person you’ll ever meet and you should count yourself so lucky to be friends with one their so fun to be around and could talk to one for hours just so great
by Ambe_r November 1, 2022
Get the Simonmug. Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.
by 74)45286482&!;! June 13, 2020
Get the Simon Berrymug. 
The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023
Get the Simonmug.