Birds of shame

The first birds you hear chirping after staying up all night doing cocaine.

Max and I split an eight ball and stayed up until we heard the birds of shame at sunrise.

by Afipsycho June 21, 2021

glove of shame

Latex glove typically worn by a female when fingering a guys butthole and giving head.

Come on baby, I know it’s our first date but if I eat your taco won’t you glove of shame me?

by HungOverit June 2, 2021

shame goggles

You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.

Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!

Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.

by Melly D. August 21, 2011

shame portal

Noun. Shame portal is a word that was used in early anatomy books created by the clergy to describe the vagina. Today it is used more as a derogatory term for a woman's private parts.

Both Jules and Stef have gigantic shame portals that make noise when they walk.

by oak pwrd October 12, 2010

Crime shame

Common mishearing of "crying shame".

That's a crime shame that Peggy failed her math exam.

by Sir Mortemous January 2, 2022

roll of shame

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights

After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor

by D Flawless November 24, 2021

Shame cage

The act of farting in an elevator especially when going high in a very tall building.

I farted in the elevator and everyone had to ride all the way up standing in my shame cage.

by godfatherrules July 26, 2016