The place that parents send their children to were their rights as humans are stripped from them.
In the moronic cesspit that most refer to school, teachers (who only care about money and time off ) shove random shit down your throat that you’ll never remember and hand out punishment if you speak out. The people they call teachers enjoy pretending they care about your mental health and well-being when really they don’t give a fresh fuck. They convince the world that they care about the education of children, and have been fooling parents since it’s invention in 1635. And as if 6-7 hours of painful torture wasn’t enough, they send you home with more pointless crap to do instead of following your passions.
In the moronic cesspit that most refer to school, teachers (who only care about money and time off ) shove random shit down your throat that you’ll never remember and hand out punishment if you speak out. The people they call teachers enjoy pretending they care about your mental health and well-being when really they don’t give a fresh fuck. They convince the world that they care about the education of children, and have been fooling parents since it’s invention in 1635. And as if 6-7 hours of painful torture wasn’t enough, they send you home with more pointless crap to do instead of following your passions.
by Eevee😚✌️ March 12, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. Person 1: I got just my high school diploma!
Person 2: Cool, what are you gonna do with your life?
Person 1: I don't know school didn't teach me how to evaluate my options
Person 2: Cool, what are you gonna do with your life?
Person 1: I don't know school didn't teach me how to evaluate my options
by illegalpig March 4, 2017
Get the schoolmug. Commonly known as 'prison', school is where people (and fish) learn bad things.
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
"Man I wanna go back to school and be young again."
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
by TotallynotAvian69420 October 13, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. Dude 1: What do we have today?
Dude 2: Oh, school
Dude 1: But I don't want to go to hell
Dude 2: Ya same but we didn't sign up for it as well, are parents did
Dude 2: Oh, school
Dude 1: But I don't want to go to hell
Dude 2: Ya same but we didn't sign up for it as well, are parents did
by jeef1012 January 30, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. A place were they say you go to learn but actually they just get like shia lebouf. Also you cant have your phone out but all the teachers do is text while you work.
Teacher: "are you aloud to have your phone out in class?" student: "no,but i was just checking the Teacher: your talking back go to the office. School is a place of misery
by Mr.memememe May 5, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. See hell
The prison your mom drops you off for sixteen years. Overrated in cartoons, television shows and movies. Too much homework to handle.
The prison your mom drops you off for sixteen years. Overrated in cartoons, television shows and movies. Too much homework to handle.
Younger me: oh wow, I can’t wait to go to school! I’m going to meet so many new friends!
Mom: yeah, goodbye honey!
Me, five years later: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mom: yeah, goodbye honey!
Me, five years later: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Not the smartest person October 5, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. by Ace/Hearts May 14, 2021
Get the schoolmug.