Sam

An irritatingly whipped yute that will not fuck off however many times you tell them to. An absolute simp, get away while you still can. They don't get the message when you tell them you don't like them and keep on trying for 4 hours while you're on facetime to your friends trying to decide what to reply without being too mean.

OMG he's such a Sam, ew, run away, leave while you still can.

by Puchata123 May 6, 2018

Sam

A very crazy person, disgusting at the same time. He has some issues with his brain so treat him kindly, but otherwise he is a great person that makes everybody laugh out loud.

"Sam your just crazy"

by #unicorns# February 21, 2018

Sam

Sarcastic but lovable bitch

Wow, I love you but I wanna punch you in the face. Your name must be Sam.

by DPBC May 11, 2018

Sam

An awesome bald guy. Is so hillarious but has a tiny dick😂

Oh wow he’s such a Sam

by Flatchest10 May 16, 2018

sam

Sam is a really great guy who has many friends and many people love him. You can trust him with everything and anything! He is always there for his friends and can make you happy at the worst of times. He is one of those people that you can just get on with and easily spend a happy amount of time with. Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like Sam and even though he is annoyingly smart he is also witty, charming, cute and has great hair. He also is a music genius! He never gives himself enough credit for the great person he is. He has a large affect on people's lives- more than he will ever know. Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change. Also he is good at masturbation with much ease.

Boy: Hey you know Sam?
Girl: Nah but I hear he's a fast fish

by FishAreSalty May 16, 2018

Sam

Sam is a person that is always there for you. You can trust them with anything you need to tell. They sometimes get picked on for no reason but they have friends who will always be there for them . Sam is the best best friend you could possibly ask for

‘ I trust him so much’
‘He must be a sam ‘

by Bobbybebby May 18, 2018

Sam

A hellish rotten stench which can only be produced by boys name sam.This scent tends to be pungent. Relatively close to his distant anscester the skunk as the skunk may look adorable! In evolution and dna which have become less approachable due to the horrendess sight of the boy Sam usually make good toilet cleaners they can not be affected due to high odour particles in there natural genetics

Ew.What is this smell.
It must be Sam

by Jimbob 19999999978 May 19, 2018