Sausage Jockey

shit stubber

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Sausage Party

A hand of Full House in Poker, one consisting of all Kings and Jacks.

Dave: I got three 7's, aces high
Jon: I got two 10's and two Aces
Chris: Well I win with a sausage party, Three Kings and two Jacks.

by Chris Yeager November 8, 2004

sausage hang

When you get to a bar and there are too many guys.

That place last night was a sausage hang.

by Pete January 2, 2004

sausage gravy

Cum, Man Juice, Semen.

Put some Sausage Gravy on my sausage pizza.
I sprayed Sausage gravy in her eye.

by Big Sausage Bob May 23, 2008

Sausage smuggler

The act of stealing sausage; gay

Have you seen that gay kid over there? He's a total sausage smuggler.

by themack94 July 12, 2009

sausage penis

When a penis is abnormally large and spotted, generally in black men.

Ghetto chick 1: gurl! Mkay, so tha otha day I fucked dis guy, mkay? And ya know, gurl, guess what he had!

Ghetto chick 2: ooooh, gurl!

Ghetto chick 1: MHM! SAUSAGE PENIS

Ghetto chick 2: ooh shit, gurl, oh nuh UH. Mmmmmm gurl.

by Naughty Dorito July 1, 2014

Sausage Roll

When your girlfriend is sleepy, wrap her up in the duvet so she is trapped with her hands inside. Then get her to give you a blowjob (or put your sausage in the roll) before you'll release her

Dude! I had a great night last night, Helen let me sausage roll her, good times!

by GobbledGregg May 12, 2017