A poor man's variation on a popular holiday champaign cocktail the Poinsettia, which normally consists of one half chamiaign, one half cranberry juice, and sometimes one shot triple sec in a stemmed red wine glass. For those attending college or wearing camouflage boxers to bed, create a Redneck Poinsettia by combining one half cranberry juice with one half beer (preferably Bud Light, Natty, Busch, or Pabst) in a beer mug, pint, stein, red party cup, boot, or slurpee cup with a few cubes of ice. The combination is surprisingly tasty.
College Student 1: Dude, I could really go for a Poinsettia with my cereal, but we're too poor for champaign.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.
...and the redneck poinsettia was born.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.
...and the redneck poinsettia was born.
by rbzelman August 28, 2009
by Thatyankeeredneck May 21, 2018
A large gathering of rural area teenage children, who group together around pick-up trucks, and continuously do so as they have heart-to-heart conversations about various topics such as, tractors, country singers, and pickup trucks.
by Bieere October 04, 2010
1.A race involving lawnmowers instead of cars.
2.A race full of Rednecks
3.A fun entertainment for Rednecks
2.A race full of Rednecks
3.A fun entertainment for Rednecks
If I had to choose a celeberty to drive in the Redneck race I would choose Britney.
There are reports of illegal redneck racing in the area.
There are reports of illegal redneck racing in the area.
by Chrismobile January 03, 2007
To assemble or construct a devise or contraption with the use of items such as duct tape, WD40, Marlboro boxes, etc.
"We didn't have any bungee cords, so we Redneck MacGyvered the tarp to the pick-up truck with duct tape and fishing line."
by Shamrocker October 29, 2009
a 13-19 year old kid preferably wears flannels, wife beaters, dirty white t's, loose jeans,work pants.
sometimes lives or works on a farm. makes homemade things nigger rig also educated doesnt live in shack. spits with mouth closed. owns guns most likely shotguns.
sometimes lives or works on a farm. makes homemade things nigger rig also educated doesnt live in shack. spits with mouth closed. owns guns most likely shotguns.
by billy kilroy January 31, 2011
Redneck 1: Well there i was, that big sumbitch truck came right at me.
Cop: And this Truck had no driver?
Redneck 1: Nope
Cop:(to redneck 2) Sir get your brakes fix
Redneck 2: Well Hell i had em bastards on musta snapped or come loose.
Cop: take it to the shop.
Redneck 2: Hell Where are my Brakes?
Redneck 3: here they are
cop: what the fuck that's a 2-by-4.
Redneck 2: Yep em "Redneck Brakes" .
Cop: And this Truck had no driver?
Redneck 1: Nope
Cop:(to redneck 2) Sir get your brakes fix
Redneck 2: Well Hell i had em bastards on musta snapped or come loose.
Cop: take it to the shop.
Redneck 2: Hell Where are my Brakes?
Redneck 3: here they are
cop: what the fuck that's a 2-by-4.
Redneck 2: Yep em "Redneck Brakes" .
by MaineRedneck March 31, 2011