young redneck

a 13-19 year old kid preferably wears flannels, wife beaters, dirty white t's, loose jeans,work pants.
sometimes lives or works on a farm. makes homemade things nigger rig also educated doesnt live in shack. spits with mouth closed. owns guns most likely shotguns.
that young redneck kept me up all night shooting that shotgun!
by billy kilroy January 31, 2011
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Redneck Roundup

A large gathering of rural area teenage children, who group together around pick-up trucks, and continuously do so as they have heart-to-heart conversations about various topics such as, tractors, country singers, and pickup trucks.
by Bieere October 04, 2010
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redneck race

1.A race involving lawnmowers instead of cars.
2.A race full of Rednecks
3.A fun entertainment for Rednecks
If I had to choose a celeberty to drive in the Redneck race I would choose Britney.

There are reports of illegal redneck racing in the area.
by Chrismobile January 03, 2007
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Redneck MacGyvered

To assemble or construct a devise or contraption with the use of items such as duct tape, WD40, Marlboro boxes, etc.
"We didn't have any bungee cords, so we Redneck MacGyvered the tarp to the pick-up truck with duct tape and fishing line."
by Shamrocker October 29, 2009
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Redneck Pinstriping

Scratches in the paint of a vehicle caused by driving through trees and shrubs, often on 4x4 trails.
Got some bad redneck pinstriping while I was four wheeling in the desert yesterday.
by 35g5 March 28, 2013
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Redneck Brakes

A stick,brick,or another you put under your back tire of car/truck to substitute for normal brakes.
Redneck 1: Well there i was, that big sumbitch truck came right at me.

Cop: And this Truck had no driver?

Redneck 1: Nope

Cop:(to redneck 2) Sir get your brakes fix

Redneck 2: Well Hell i had em bastards on musta snapped or come loose.

Cop: take it to the shop.

Redneck 2: Hell Where are my Brakes?

Redneck 3: here they are

cop: what the fuck that's a 2-by-4.

Redneck 2: Yep em "Redneck Brakes" .
by MaineRedneck March 31, 2011
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Redneck Microwave

When you get in the car or truck and your food is cold, so you turn the heater on full blast and hold your food in front of it to heat it up
Matt: I got in the car and my biscuit was frezzeing.
Chris: Mine was too i just used the redneck microwave.
by WhiteBoiiEnt December 13, 2010
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