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Joy Riding

Joy Riding is when you have sex with someone when one of the persons is on their period
Dude.. you had sex with her.. i thought she is on her period?.. yea i went joy riding
by XCMgam3r18 March 13, 2008
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Riding the beast to the alter of sin

Party till you puke____
That dude in the bathroom is Riding the beast to the alter of sin
by Moe Rocca December 12, 2004
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Riding the Bus

When you do or say something that makes you seem retarded. From the Hallmark Hall of Fame movie of the same name starring Rosie O'Donnell in which she plays a "challenged" person who, surprisingly, rides the bus with her sister. What could have been a touching portrayal was ruined by the fact that she spent the majority of the movie screaming and acting like an insane monkey rather than a noble portrayal of a person with mental handicaps. So really, you are acting more like an insane monkey than a retarded person. Shortened version of Riding the Bus with My Sister.
"Don't put aluminum foil in the microwave. You are so Riding the Bus when you do that."
by The Carester September 26, 2005
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Riding Dirty

V.
Galavanting about the beautiful countryside while having feces residing in one's own undergarments.
Eg1:
"what did i tell you about riding dirty in this household young man, I taught you better than that."
Eg2:

"Dude, this chick and I were totally making out, then i found out she was riding dirty. I left."
by The Ryder July 6, 2006
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Little Red Riding Hood

V. - To wrap one's dick in the lips of a woman's cunt like a pink or red hood while riding her, and cum on her lips in such a way that it splatters.
The Big Bad Wolf: "Hey, little red riding hood, want some of my goodies?"
LRRH: "My cookies are not your cookies."
"Oh come, I want to hop on it."
LRRH: "Who let the fucking dogs out!"
Mr. Shaggy Dog (watching): "Wag that tail, woof woof!"
by G.M.H. December 4, 2009
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riding dirty

Slang term regarding a semi-legitimate business of contraband. Contraband being an act that bridges the gap between economies because though you may arrest people, others will rise up and some will make up new words for the industry like "riding dirty"....which is really jsut a cheap attempt at a rapper with no talent and alot of funding to "rise" to the top, if you will.

You know Run DMC??? they were IT.....they were good...or Sir Mixalot....see, that's classic, but this bullshit...it just sounds bad. Plus i mean what the hell, if you really want to make money without working hard and get women....you get a PhD.....it's actually not too hard.....gullable women will admire you and most of the work is on your own timing......you show up at work at 2pm.....or not at all if you dont feel like it. Then when your done you will likely get promoted and work alot less then a gangster and make maybe 6X as much. And women will want to fuck you, because your a "Dr." and they think that it's the shit.

That's where it's at FOOL!
Riding dirty is for pussies....the real playa's get the "Dr." then they get the women and the moolah....sucka.
by Dr. bullshit October 9, 2006
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Red Riding Hood

Person 1-- Hey we should go see Red Riding Hood.
Person 2-- Ew no, Twilight's gay.
Person 1-- Nevermind then, we'll see something else.
by FreonZedd March 31, 2011
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