Putting

The act of putting one's testicles in another's anus, much like a golfer putting a ball in the hole.

Guy 1: Her ass was so loose I started putting into it!

by KnightKnight April 20, 2015

Putting a Sock in it

When a man gives a female a Pink Sock and then inserts it in her vagina. He then yells "Put a sock in it....bitch!"

Nate yelled at her to put a sock in it while he was putting a sock in it....bitch.

by PJ North January 4, 2008

Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."

"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

by Nat Turner September 15, 2008

Putting Lead In Your Pencil

From the Journal Of The Royal Society Of Medicine. To insert a foreign object into ones Urethra for sexual pleasure especially during masturbation. Damn Doctors U got scary black humour.

A 62-year-old man was referred to us from a nursing home by staff concerned that he had apparently passed a small household (AAA size) battery per urethra. The patient was in pain with difficulty in passing urine. Relevant in his past medical history was that one year previously we had endoscopically removed a pen lid from his bulbar urethra.

An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.

by Mengele's lab rat January 12, 2012

putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

Puttin up A's

wut its called when u throw up the atl sign

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man when we got up in the place we was puttin up a's. gotta represent.

by jaheim September 1, 2008

puttick

Someone who fails repetitively.

Steffany was labelled a puttick after failing the last year of her english degree for the third time.

by porter floor punch November 24, 2003