by black demon child July 18, 2013
People go to comfort puppies for comfort and advice whenever they need help usually with a breakup, when they’re used or when they are at their weakest. And then when they’re better, the forget the comfort puppies. But those people are never there for comfort puppies and usually start talking about their own issues. So comfort puppy is a person who’s job is to be a therapist for people who don’t give a shit about them.
X: ,,My friend usually texts me when ge is sad and needs help, other than that…no.”
Y: ,,you’re a comfort puppy to him”
Y: ,,you’re a comfort puppy to him”
by Unicorns are amazing November 23, 2021
by Crouching Walrus May 22, 2017
When an attractive girl at the office wears a low-cut blouse you tell your colleague "the puppies are out"
by BlueShells22 April 06, 2017
Bats... But better. They dwell in the depths of Lady's cave under her skirt. They smell of lavender with a hint of blazing fury. They like to be fed first thing in the morning but they are picky... Only the best sticky white stuff will do. And be warned... Raising her skirt will result in escape... She will defend them and they, her. You will parish...
by LadyAnon615 May 17, 2019
A discord puppy is a user on the application discord (application for gamers) where server moderators talk regularly to users that bark for them (E-girls mainly but men are appreciated) and have feelings for them.
Oh my, BigChad69 has LittleBaby2145 as his discord puppy!!
by RinzuDoesWha? April 30, 2022
Someone who does something silly, like a puppy, who has no experience or thought into what he or she is doing.
by Spiffyandy November 03, 2008