Comfort puppy

People go to comfort puppies for comfort and advice whenever they need help usually with a breakup, when they’re used or when they are at their weakest. And then when they’re better, the forget the comfort puppies. But those people are never there for comfort puppies and usually start talking about their own issues. So comfort puppy is a person who’s job is to be a therapist for people who don’t give a shit about them.

X: ,,My friend usually texts me when ge is sad and needs help, other than that…no.”
Y: ,,you’re a comfort puppy to him”

by Unicorns are amazing November 23, 2021

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

Lap puppy

A female or male person who likes to give oral pleasure at a moments notice ,and begs to be dominated to the pleasure of their dominant partner..

Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..

They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..

My girl Alice is a great lap puppy she doesn’t beg for food or anything..

Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..

by Highducky May 6, 2022

Puppy Necking

used to describe sexual speech

Dude 1: That was a sexual speech!
Dude 2: He was puppy necking
Dude 1: Oh, makes sense

by iambored123 October 24, 2017

Slutt puppy

A man who's becoming a boss at pulling bitches,yet hasn't quite masterd it yet...when mastering this skill hell be considered a DOG.

" last night I slept with one of the slutt puppies at the fraternity house!"

Slutt puppy

by Gangsta wayz October 29, 2017

puppy strength

having the confidence to speak back to one person in defense or bully a person but when faced against a certain person becomes timid and cowardly usually due to the fear of being beaten mercilessly or face harsh retaliation.

BRODY: Wow a man eating shark
RICK: Calm down brody it said man eating so you dont have anything to worry about
Paul: Big talk rick seeing how when Robert challenged you to the fight yesterday that you said you would show you backed out , You have puppy strength always talk big and cant back it up.

by faithrock August 31, 2020

Gentle Puppies

Women's breast - there isn't anybody who does not love playing with gentle puppies, to have them lick your face and romp around you. Mobster and gangsters, bankers and cops, hooligans and fundies all love to play with gentle puppies.
"Weeds" - season 6; episode 8

As she lay on her back, Zbigniew played softly with her gentle puppies. He nuzzled the gentle puppies and fondled them softly.
With quiet delight, half sighing, half giggling, he whispered, "Gentle puppies are fun."

by Zbigniew Boyfrendt October 19, 2012