My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet
by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025
Get the Oklahoma Hand Puppetmug. P1: Have you tried doing a Fishy Chinese Puppet?
P2: I don’t think I want to man, not a big seafood guy.
P1: :(
P2: I don’t think I want to man, not a big seafood guy.
P1: :(
by Oschwald Fritz Jr. August 2, 2025
Get the Fishy Chinese Puppetmug. That dude on YouTube is such a trash puppet- he’s doing the same crap the other guy did on MTV 20 years ago.
by marecia February 4, 2021
Get the Trash Puppetmug. As the hand was thrust into his rectum, the newly formed gimp sock puppet was ordered to act like Elmo.
by Twat pringle January 5, 2024
Get the gimp sock puppetmug. A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
by Seth Coker April 22, 2023
Get the Vigilante Sock Puppetmug. An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion
"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"
by revvinkevin November 17, 2018
Get the Trump puppetmug. Someone who's actions are driven to gain status to boost their ego, in which they will do anything to be accepted by others and once they have that acceptance it makes them feel arrogant.
A socialized puppet may go as far as dressing up like a teletubby with a dildo on and then fucking a farm animal with the dildo to get 50,000 likes on social media. A socialized puppet may accept getting abortions if it's socially accepted, but then reject abortion if getting an abortion hurts her social status. Socialized puppets don't have any empathy and use people to gain social status to boost their narcissism and will do anything to follow what's trending, while they should do all the right things and for the right reasons with being thankful for any opportunity and do what they can.
by person3597 February 11, 2023
Get the Socialized Puppetmug.