Polish stalker

When I traveled to Europe I had a very unpleasant experience with a few Polish stalkers. They kept acting like they were entitled and like they owned the place. And kept following me around and wouldn’t leave me alone. They almost seemed to be jealous of me.

I guess they might be confused or something. But somebody inform the Polish people that impersonating authority and stalking people is against the law. I was very bewildered and in fear when they kept obsessing over me. These people wouldn’t leave me alone.

I found it very annoying and these Polish people were getting on my nerves and getting in my way, and wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone.

They were the most annoying people ever, I swear.

(UD Jews, meant this for you guys to read.)

Has anyone else had a few Polish stalkers?

by Death Menace December 25, 2022

Polish Grinder

The act of losing the penis inside a hairy woman's tight vagina possibly causing a severe rash.

Fuck she just gave me a polish grinder

by dhartzog23 December 14, 2010

Polished Sausage

Hiring a hooker to intwine ur raging boner within her nappy black hair until i resieves coat of hairspray that gives it a shiny glossy look

u know those polished sausages at costco ya that

by vendetta25 January 7, 2012

Polish Panis

A long hard sausage, normally served as a main course to women at a dinner party. Serves 10.

You want some of that Polish Panis bitch?

by DanZap September 8, 2013

polish trashcan

a drink that involves copious amounts of vodka, rum and any energy drink.

holy shit, Erin threw up all over himself and Colleen while sleeping the other night, after getting bombed on Polish Trashcans all night. She was pissed and she made him clean up the bed once he woke up ten hours later.

by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010

Polish Breakfast

A Polish Breakfast is where you crack an egg on a woman’s vagina and fuck the soul out of her until the egg is scrambled.

Yeah Charlie’s mom invited me over for a polish breakfast and the eggs tasted quite well

by Chunky Skittles January 1, 2019

Polish Cleaner

A sexual act made up by a Chris W & Caitlin L in 2009. The act of performing the polish cleaner is explained below:

To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..

This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"

DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.

" I was giving your mom a polish cleaner last night when she turned around and tried to wipe it on me. Fucking disgusting man!"

by Caitycat September 27, 2009