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Polish Grinder

The act of losing the penis inside a hairy woman's tight vagina possibly causing a severe rash.
Fuck she just gave me a polish grinder
by dhartzog23 December 14, 2010
mugGet the Polish Grindermug.

polish trashcan

a drink that involves copious amounts of vodka, rum and any energy drink.
holy shit, Erin threw up all over himself and Colleen while sleeping the other night, after getting bombed on Polish Trashcans all night. She was pissed and she made him clean up the bed once he woke up ten hours later.
by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010
mugGet the polish trashcanmug.

Polish bloomers

Father Ted said: "oh bejesus Declan, those polish bloomers look like budgie smugglers from this distance. Mrs Doyle look away - NOW!"
by Crazy Boyo July 30, 2010
mugGet the Polish bloomersmug.

Polished Sausage

Hiring a hooker to intwine ur raging boner within her nappy black hair until i resieves coat of hairspray that gives it a shiny glossy look
u know those polished sausages at costco ya that
by vendetta25 January 7, 2012
mugGet the Polished Sausagemug.

Polish Panis

A long hard sausage, normally served as a main course to women at a dinner party. Serves 10.
You want some of that Polish Panis bitch?
by DanZap September 8, 2013
mugGet the Polish Panismug.

Polish Cleaner

A sexual act made up by a Chris W & Caitlin L in 2009. The act of performing the polish cleaner is explained below:

To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..

This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"

DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.
" I was giving your mom a polish cleaner last night when she turned around and tried to wipe it on me. Fucking disgusting man!"
by Caitycat September 27, 2009
mugGet the Polish Cleanermug.

Polish Breakfast

A Polish Breakfast is where you crack an egg on a woman’s vagina and fuck the soul out of her until the egg is scrambled.
Yeah Charlie’s mom invited me over for a polish breakfast and the eggs tasted quite well
by Chunky Skittles January 1, 2019
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