picking up wood

a woman -usually a lesbian- seducing an outdoorsy guy for quick and discrete sex.

I found out my girlfriend was picking up wood in Vermont.

by eff_in_Idaho September 12, 2016

pick up the phone

The greatest song I’ve ever heard in my life, created by Travis Scott, Young Thug and Quavo. These three were like Steph, Klay and KD on this song. Quavo even invented the word discriminize during his iconic verse.

Me: PICK UP THE PHONE BABY! (LIKE BRRR!)
Timmy: I KNOW YOU’RE HOME BABY! (IT’S LIT!)
Kyle: I’M IN THE ZONE BABY! (STRAIGHT UP!)
Bobby: I JUST POURED UP A FOUR BABY!

by rtben00 February 01, 2022

pick me fuck

Shortened version of "pick me up and give me a fuck", which is a popular medicare insurance company operating in North America

TV ad (with woman singing lighty and its really hard to tell what she's actually saying):

pick me fuck
you know you want to
pick me up and give me a fuck
America's choice of healthcare

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

Cleveland Apple Picking

The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.

So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.

by timmyzisgay December 08, 2008

pick me up

A little some thing someone says or does to make a sucky day turn in to a good day.

friend 1 "There's no drama in my life, there's no drama in my life. repeat until haters go away"

Friend 2 " wow you just made me smile ! that was just the pick me up I needed "

by realgothy September 13, 2011

picking shit with the chickens

Reduced to meager circumstances. Scratching out a subsistence living. Attempting to make do with minimum resources. Dumpster diving.

"Keep showing up late for work and you'll get fired and be picking shit with the chickens."

by barber of seville December 15, 2012

Pick me girl

A girl who craves male validation and does everything to try to impress men and gain their attention. Things like saying “I’m one of the boys/lads 🤪”. Another thing they do is talk about their body to their male friends, bring up their boob size or something similar. Putting other girls down to impress guys is a “pick me girl trait” and making sexist jokes about females and sometimes even racist jokes to impress boys and seem valid

Pick me girl : omg guys I’m literally a 34dd cup im so flat 🙄
Pick me girl : haha i have no rights im a dishwasher 🤪
Pick me : I’m literally one of the boys they get me so well

by Imjustheretoexposepeople June 25, 2021