When someone shits in your hand and they rub it on your dick and pinch the dick in certain places until you ejaculate through the shit
by Mr. Steal Yo Kids April 21, 2017
Get the Peene Pinchmug. The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.
I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).
by ZHoff May 25, 2012
Get the Pinch and Squintmug. When a male with a foreskin proceeds to punch off his foreskin right before he ejaculates, holding it all in, making a mess free easy clean up
He ran out of toilet paper in the trailer last night, and ended up having to perform his signature move, the Portuguese pinch
by Riley W. September 13, 2025
Get the Portuguese pinchmug. Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein
by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023
Get the 2 inch pinchmug. Artistic proportions, most often applied to females, in which some body parts seem to be pinched to incredibly skinny measures, while others seem ballooned to unnecessarily large sizes. Most often used where a woman's waistline is pinched to the point where internal organs cannot possibly exist, and her breasts (and/or head) are ballooned to incredibly disproportionate sizes.
People really need to stop drawing with pinch proportions. These people are starting to look like aliens.
by ZippyDee October 3, 2011
Get the pinch proportionsmug. 
by Notin7 June 6, 2021
Get the The "Pinch"mug.