Are you perkin

To perk is to work

Zach: idk whats wrong with me today
Vannah: idk are you perkin?

by bunnixo February 5, 2024

One Of The Perks

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.

Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”

One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”

by dirtshirty May 5, 2024

(FENT) ROSA PERKS

WHEN YOU DROP TILTED TOWERS AND YOU GET 200PUMPED WITH A LEGENDARY PUMP AND GET SENT BACK TO THE LOBBY AND U THINK OF PLAYING ANOTHER MATCH BUT GO JERK OFF INSTEAD. MORGEN FREEMEN POPS OUT OF NO WHERE AND SAYS HES PROUD OF YOU AND JOINS YOU.

(FENT) ROSA PERKS
I BURIED MY NEIGHBORS DOG LAST NIGHT IT WAS FUN!

by ROSA PERK September 10, 2025