pakonge

pah-kan-j= pronunciation
The act of chugging soda while nakedly urinating.
Can also mean the act of taking a hot shower while juggling grapes in your mouth.

Yesterday, George wanted to juggle grapes but had to take a shower, so he pakonged to get both done.

by EmHanTessJillBrookeHan February 13, 2010

Packing Junk

Refering to an object hiding the fact that it has male genetalia.

Person A: Look at that smoking hot babe!

Person B: Careful dude, she's packing junk.

by Dr. Poprocks July 26, 2010

Parking Lot Hair

Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.

Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.

by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010

Parking Lot Pouncer

A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.

We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.

by Mamahipster April 16, 2012

Parking on the Grass

(verb) (from Latin decent) One who bakes their brains out and forgets to pass the pot.

Ex: "Hey you! Stop Parking on the grass WE WANNA GET HIGH!"

by "The Yeast of your Worries" September 8, 2013

Paging Apey

Flipping over a lady and engaging like a primate.

I am feeling a little filthy.. would someone like to page apey?.. ooooh yeah Paging apey is superior to plain ol doggy!

by jiminski pallenow December 7, 2013

Parking spot vulture

Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.

Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.

by boggler April 16, 2016