jazz solo

An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.

"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.

by Cuddlesthebear March 12, 2017

Jazz Fusion

Jazz + Funk + Rock = Jazz Fusion

"I found a cool new band, playing jazz fusion."
"Shut up."

by worm_snorter December 7, 2024

Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy

Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.

by Anonymous5073 September 13, 2016

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Jazz Reptile

When you totally lose the plot and start running round like a maniac screaming and shouting profanities while waving your arms about like you are on fire.

shit look at him he's gone fucking Jazz Reptile

by Dumb Ginger August 1, 2011

great jazz

To lie or over exaggerate that mess outta somthin.

That is great jazz on my mova boy

by Great jazz December 11, 2016

Jazz

Jazz (name) when used as a name is a person that can end into a group or a conversation and always adds something that makes the group or conversation more interesting and complex. A Jazz always helps bring out the best in a person or makes a riff richer.

When Jazz showed up the group smiled and welcomed them.

Jazz made everyone think and laugh a little bit more all night.

by Jazzinksy November 24, 2021