by matterofacttt May 07, 2010
Union Beach is comprised of the remains of what little dignity Keyport had, washed up on a dirty, needle-ridden shore. It is a smelly town, named after its "beach," that is, instead, a patch of second-hand sand and an arrangement of fake dolphins. Pre-Hurricane Sandy Union Beach (PHSUB) was a dump, and Post-Hurricane Sandy Union Beach (also PHSUB) continues to be a dump. Children grown here are misshapen and unintelligent. They go on to lead unsuccessful lives and swim in the filthy, green water that stunts their growth on a daily basis.
Person 1: "There's a party in Union Beach tonight. Would you like to go?"
Person 2: "Union Beach? I always regret going there. But, hey, a party is a party... and at least it isn't Keansburg!"
Person 2: "Union Beach? I always regret going there. But, hey, a party is a party... and at least it isn't Keansburg!"
by TheGirlfromUB January 23, 2013
by Mista X March 28, 2005
gerritsen beach is a small town located in the southren most part of brooklyn .... all most all kids there either smoke weed of drink alot of alcohol.. kids here think there cool when they drive in there little cars out side the "skate park" or A.P gb is the stupides town but its intentiions are good are mostt of the "older" people there are good ... gerritsen beeach is now fillledd with guidos pot heads and losers
by legomyego July 26, 2008
by Kamen Cider July 30, 2004
The first week of June in which herds of high school graduates migrate towards the beach in order to engage in (sometimes fatal) drug abuse and promiscuity.
Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.
No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.
The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.
A week where cops should just give up
A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record
A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.
No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.
The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.
A week where cops should just give up
A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record
A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
It's Beach Week next week! I can't way to severely damage my liver and brain stability in order to have an abundance of unadulterated sex with random strangers of random sexes with or without consensual-ality!
by TheLoft June 01, 2012
Laguna Beach is my hometown and no one is that perfect. Some of my friends are like that but it make us seen like where these spoiled rich brats.
by Blumberg July 28, 2005