why are u reading this

suck a dick

like i said, suck a dick why are u reading this?

by LoganFuckingSucks August 19, 2020

reading the same book

When two or more people are on the same page about something or talking about the same thing

“Are we reading the same book”

by bananajoe August 23, 2020

tyler read

An absolute baller who’s Moto is “if Freddie is happy then your kids took the candy” a Tyler read is much funnier then a Freddie Goodwin and doesn’t like it up his rear

You heard what Tyler read did the other day

No what

Right hooked a toddler

by Diabulious October 31, 2020

Reading

An introvert's sad excuse for life.

Tom: Hi Bianca!
Bianca: .........
Tom: Are you doing anything after school?
Bianca: Reading.
Tom: Oh.

(Tom walks off.)

by Cavetown fan 🤟 October 4, 2020

reading and talking

Slang for having sex. Used when you don't want others to know about what you were doing, or if you are suspected of having sex or cheating.

Larry: You guys were having sex!
Stacy: No! We were just reading and talking!

by Evilogin October 11, 2020

Read Aloud

Something so stupid that teachers do. Everyone leaves.

Someone: What is so boring for you
Also Someone: ReAd AlOuD

by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020

Read Aloud

Something Californian Teachers do on Zoom

Read Aloud is Boring.

by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020